Okay, so first off, why are you bringing Bundy family fanfic into my home.
Where did you get that. Why is that even a thing. God dammit.
Next, we've got some Lady-related ads:
And some #relatable #content for all you #moms, #amirite?
Oh, and some relatable content... for... uh.............
I HAD to go check the source on that pull-quote, and fuck me, it's a starred review.
What's clear here is that M. Dolon Hickmon is a person who knows how to use quotes. I wonder how I could learn to—
Next we have a few where... I dunno, maybe we should just pause and contemplate the beauty of our universe for a moment.
I can't make fuckin heads or tails of this one:
And finally, a meta-statement that sums up the entire Kindle ad bargain basement experience in one blorb:
Fuckin #relatable, my friend. Fuckin #relatable.