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I got tired of trial-by-combat in Tumblr's wysiwyg thunderdome, so I'm just gonna post these here from now on. If you missed the earlier episodes: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, instructive diagram.

Okay, so first off, why are you bringing Bundy family fanfic into my home.

bundy

Where did you get that. Why is that even a thing. God dammit.

Next, we've got some Lady-related ads:

capital_l

heyladies

Ladies.

And some #relatable #content for all you #moms, #amirite?

momfic

Oh, and some relatable content... for... uh.............

shockingblitzkrieg

UMMM.......

I HAD to go check the source on that pull-quote, and fuck me, it's a starred review.

What's clear here is that M. Dolon Hickmon is a person who knows how to use quotes. I wonder how I could learn to—

quotes

—ok.

Next we have a few where... I dunno, maybe we should just pause and contemplate the beauty of our universe for a moment.

barbarella

cat

wrath

I can't make fuckin heads or tails of this one:

heart

And finally, a meta-statement that sums up the entire Kindle ad bargain basement experience in one blorb:

brain

Fuckin #relatable, my friend. Fuckin #relatable.

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