My friend Nagisa posted this meme on Facebook and I just about died. You start typing each sentence of a dating profile on your phone's keyboard, then use its predictions to fill in the rest.
My name is Nick and I just remembered that I was a little kid.
My age is not too small.
I live in Portland but I still love you.
I was born and I forgot about it.
My body is just so hungry.
I am looking for something that is not the only thing.
I enjoy playing with the best.
My ideal partner is the one that has been able to work on the other side.
My turn ons are on point but I'm not even gonna.