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It's that time of year again! The time of year when I switch my weather widgets back to Fahrenheit so that I don't have to keep looking at all those godawful negative numbers.

EDIT: What. The Fuck. I am in the Urban Bean (giving it another shot on lexicology's recommendation), and there is a dude, my age, typing something on a green manual typewriter that he brought with him.

Dear posers: If you must ostentatiously flaunt the fact that Hey I'm Writing I'm Big and Important, please choose some means that do not sound like two thousand capguns. Thank you.