Roadrunner Twice

Um, that is ridiculous.

It reminded me of this (http://www.scaryideas.com/content/2372/), which is equally what (though I am kind of in awe of some of the articles linked below that, like this elevator ad (http://www.scaryideas.com/content/9382/)).

Tangentially, in trying to find the audio, I came across this (http://www.1800divorce.info/considerations.htm), which I think is plugging my search term into the page, but it is kind of fantastic in outcome:

While the geographic boundaries of pre-established 1-800-DIVORCE calling areas are commercially realistic, they are not set in stone. Within reason, you can negotiate the boundaries of your calling area.