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Nick Eff ([personal profile] roadrunnertwice) wrote2017-04-22 11:27 am
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I love predictive text and I am visibly criminal

My friend Nagisa posted this meme on Facebook and I just about died. You start typing each sentence of a dating profile on your phone's keyboard, then use its predictions to fill in the rest.

My name is Nick and I just remembered that I was a little kid.

My age is not too small.

I live in Portland but I still love you.

I was born and I forgot about it.

My body is just so hungry.

I am looking for something that is not the only thing.

I enjoy playing with the best.

My ideal partner is the one that has been able to work on the other side.

My turn ons are on point but I'm not even gonna.

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[personal profile] kamonohashi 2017-04-23 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
my name is not my name but i is a good friend.

my age is not really good enough to be a good thing.

i live in osaka and he came the first time.

i was born to be a good friend.

my body is so cold.

i am looking for a new one for the next train to the train station.

i enjoy the game.

my ideal partner is a great company and a great app for sure.

my turn ons are the best of me.