Just a helpless pink bunny in the sexually menacing ghost cowboy dimension

[roadrunnertwice]

Ok, well since you asked, here’s my pitch for the new Zelda game. We take a break from the whole Gannondorf thing for a minute, right, cause it’s an off year? The big bad is Roy Orbison. His most competent and honorable lieutenant is Orville Peck, but, PLOT TWIST, he turns on him about 2/5 of the way through the game and seizes the power of the Triforce of Fuck-Eyes for himself. We bring back that Dark World mechanic from LttP, but more of a sequins and tassels and tight-ass embroidered jeans kind of situation. Anyway Nintendo already has my number, so *thumb-and-pinkie phone hand*