Home Darwinism

The fleas in my room are discovering the hard way that bumping into my leg hairs will tell me exactly where they are. Selection pressure! So, flea starvation vs. rise of the super ninja fleas -- I call it as about 50/50.

On Whalewatching

You know the Fail Whale, yes? Yes. May I risk an interpolation? The Fail Whale fascinates because the Fail Whale is us. No, that's not profound, given that it's the explicit point of the page in the first place. But it's worth keeping in mind whenever you encounter him. That smile on his face? Be like that. You've got birds, man.