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Me and Robert and Raye went to Salem this weekend to catch the tail end of our friend Rose’s birthday party, and they brought their newish dog Bartok along. Bartok is almost definitely a chihuahua (might be something else in there, but if so it’s invisible), and is still kind of learning Out Around Other Dog manners. He’s benign, but, zero chill.

We ended up walking through the park along the river, and there was a big like worldbeat festival going on, so the place was packed. As we were passing a couple walking another small dog, Bartok got really committed to smelling this dog’s butt. We made brief pleasantries and made to keep moving, but he just kept going.

And then I received a cosmic transmission or something, and said “Hey! Get out of her DMs!”

🤷🏽‍♀️