Yeah, this is my lame participation entry. Anne won anyhow.

[roadrunnertwice]

So when I woke up under a bridge on the Greenway this morning—bleeding, soaked in jet fuel, missing my wallet and most of my hair, and with no trace left of the five halogen lamps I'd left the apartment with the night before—I thought to myself, "maybe this isn't the woman I'm going to marry someday." And then I went and got a breakfast burrito and some methadone, because damn.

Comments

[hit-the-leland.livejournal.com]

"...soaked in jet fuel..."

Cracked me up.

[roadrunnertwice]

Thanks, man. <3

[fozwalla.livejournal.com]

Any pics???///

[roadrunnertwice]

I bet there are, but you're gonna have to fight her for 'em. Plus they're probably overexposed, 'cause she's basically just crap behind a shutter.

[b-zedan.livejournal.com]

Bless your heart. Anne may have won, but yours is my favourite.

[kiplet.livejournal.com]

Anne may have won, but what did she lose in the process?

[roadrunnertwice]

Hey, thanks! I was shooting for "tiny confection of unlikely depravity."

[froborr.livejournal.com]

What's this an entry for? Sounds fun.

[roadrunnertwice]

Anne and Dylan declared today Livejournal Fake Day. It wasn't actually a contest, but you know how it goes.

[respndines.livejournal.com]

Came here via AnnE, and hahahhahah, well done! I'll have to remember the breakfast burrito + methadone heartbreak cure.

[roadrunnertwice]

We aim to please!