Someone call Neil Gaiman

[roadrunnertwice]

I've discovered a new fairy-tale punishment task: Picking up miniscule shards of broken glass out of carpet. Just lock someone up in an apartment with beige shag, smash a couple jars, and every once in a while, send a rat out to dump over the pieces your victim has already collected. Presto! Sorry, princesses, I only do it for my art.

Anyway, sure sucks having to wear sandals in my apartment now!

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[roadrunnertwice]

Harsh!