HAY BRO!

[roadrunnertwice]

Am I trippin, or did I just get spam from one of the gay gym bunnies from Final Fantasy VII?

Hey bro, nice talking to you the other day.

Thought you would want to check this out, I got some for myself cause they were on sale, you should check out the site, I added the link below.

Steel Package: 10 Patches reg $79.95 Now $49.95! Free shipping too!

Silver Package: 25 Patches reg $129.95, Now $99.95! Free shipping and free exercise manual included!

Gold Package: 40 Patches reg $189.95, Now $149.95! Free shipping and free exercise manual included!

Platinum Package: 65 Patches reg $259.95, Now $199.95! Free shipping and free exercise manual included! (Best Value!)

I know like 10 guys who have already stocked up on these.

Here's the link to check out bro!

Talk to you soon!

Look, just give me the fucking blonde wig, you narcissistic muscle-bunny.

Comments

[tomax.livejournal.com]

That is likely the most kick-ass spam EVAR.

[roadrunnertwice]

It works best in the context of the story. I can just picture Cloud reading email on his phone, long-suffering look on his face, as Cid just LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHS.