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[roadrunnertwice]

I can't. I just can't read it. I'm sorry.

Hey, I've been learning to type in Dvorak! It's actually pretty boss. I've only been playing with it for like a week and a half, and I'm already at something like 2/3 of my QWERTY speed. It really is much quicker to learn, even if you cheat and switch back whenever you need to type something fast.

(But those first few days DO give that foreign language effect of feeling like your brain's being turned inside-out.)

Edit: I've been unable to close my mouth since clicking on this. Wwwwwow.

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[rorita.livejournal.com]

"Uncle was now as soft as a coil of excrement."

A-amazing.

[boopsce.livejournal.com]

Speaking of mouth opening this'es, have you seen this (http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html) and this (http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php)? (NSFW)

[roadrunnertwice]

Huh. I was starting to write a reply about how the dildos are less gobsmacking than encouraging people to actually stick arrows into poor little Sebastian, but then I followed the deep links to see whether the people who made him were actually Catholic, and, uh. Now my mind seems to be stuck on getting a plush Oscar Wilde and a plush Jane Austen and having tea parties with them.

(Actually, there are a whole pile of fun groupings. Carmen vs. Madame Butterfly! Shakespeare and Elizabeth I!)

[boopsce.livejournal.com]

Nietzche and Wagner!