Barkeep, mix me a Charismatic Megafauna

[roadrunnertwice]

OK, so the standard martini is gin, a little dry vermouth, and a green olive. But then you've got the Gibson, which is the same liquids plus a pickled onion. And I'm positive there's another variant that uses one of those miniature gherkin pickles (which I always think are kind of dry and tasteless, but you do you).

But: when you get a falafel or whatever from Wolf & Bear, they also give you a little baggie with a few kalamata olives, one pepperoncini, and half a dill pickle. My plan is, the next time I get takeout from there, I'm gonna make a martini with the whole fuckin' sack.