How to dismantle an atomic bomb

The fact that I'm selling the Variegated Albatross to robertcalvin finally gave me the impetus to partially dismantle the keyboard, sweep out some of the hair and garbage down there, and see if I couldn't figure out what in the hell was making the "2" key crunch so unpleasantly when I pressed down on it. And hey presto, vive la différence. I mean, it's still dirty, but it's not squalid.

What I'm saying is: if you need someone to violently pry your iBook's keyboard apart with a nail file, I'm your huckleberry.

EDIT: That's interesting, where by "interesting" I mean "fucking awesome." A week and a half ago, Amtrak fares at the end of the month were up in the $225-300 range; now the same period is back down to good old $141.

Sloth pays! Specifically, it pays between 84 and 160 US dollars.

FURTHER EDIT: Train ticket get! July 31, arriving in Seattle on August 2.

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Happy Bastille Day! I celebrated with a room full of cranky bakers, an order for 150 baguettes, and a slightly agitated Frenchman.

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God, finally! Two years after PlanetOut let me down, I have, at long last, tracked down the holy grail of Bitter Girl archives. Awesome.

Yes, I am addicted to lesbian soap/sitcom comic strips. Don't even judge.