Bon Voyage. Kindle Ad.

Sep. 19th, 2018 03:15 pm
roadrunnertwice: Dialogue: "I have caught many hapless creatures in my own inter-net." (Hapless creatures (Rainy Days))

SUCK IT, NERDS: dragons are for jocks, now!!!

Blackmail intrigue, magical treachery and explosive exploits stretch the bonds of friendship as the planet's fate rests with a field hockey dragon.

Oh yes. OHHH YESSSS. It's time for another episode of "Ads I Found on my Kindle Lock Screen." (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and blasphemous ritual.)

( READERS ARE SAYING )

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Spark the Arrival of Some Fuckin' Blorbs

Feb. 8th, 2018 11:30 pm
roadrunnertwice: Sigourney Weaver with a trucker 'stache. (Sigourney Weaver with a trucker 'stache)

Hey, remember Kindle ads? (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, helpful infographic.)

enjoy the holidays without odors

YEAH!!!

( this is a good batch, y'all )

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Kindle Ad vs. Mecha Kindle Ad

Sep. 12th, 2016 09:37 pm
roadrunnertwice: Sigourney Weaver with a trucker 'stache. (Sigourney Weaver with a trucker 'stache)

I got tired of trial-by-combat in Tumblr's wysiwyg thunderdome, so I'm just gonna post these here from now on. If you missed the earlier episodes: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, instructive diagram.

Okay, so first off, why are you bringing Bundy family fanfic into my home.

bundy

Where did you get that. Why is that even a thing. God dammit.

( A shocking blitzkrieg of Kindle ads )

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